1. I will not tell Brock he's going to die a virgin
2. I will not lock Ash and Gary in a closet together to see if hot gay sex will ensue
3.-I will not lock anyone in a closet, period
4. I will stop referring to Nurse Joys as clones
5. I will stop referring to Officer Jenny's as clones
6. I will not tell Cubone Yo Mama jokes
7. I will not give Ash's Pikachu a thunderstone
8. I will not offer to make Squirtle soup
9. I will not tell Jessie that James is gay
10. Golurk is not a mecha
11. I will stop calling Fairy types "dragon slayer"
12. I will not use Glalie as a soccer ball, no matter how tempting it may be
13. Naming a Pancham "Po" is alrea
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It's tied to my fanfiction.net stuff instead of this site. But I do want to spread the word.
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